Hahaha I couldn't resist more of these.
Partially inspired by the fact that my duet partner in theatre and I are doing Romeo and Juliet from The Complete Works of Shakespeare (Abridged!) by the Reduced Shakespeare Company.
It's great seriously.
Sorry I didn't keep up the Olde English joke through the whole thing, but you know...Romeo gets tired of being omg poet with a lady.
It'll come back up in...PART II OMFG.
Romeo and Juliet is obviously (C) William Shakespeare, who is dead, and does not have a copyright. I'll just copyright it for the sake of copyrighting it.
Sorry, no random foaming sock in this one
I'll bring him back in Part II because everyone loves him so much.